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Friday, February 06, 2009 . 1:24 AM

On the first day, God created the dog and said:

'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:

'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said: ' Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:

'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'

The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said:

'Eat, sleep, play , marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'

But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy yourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008 . 12:01 AM

The year is made up of 365 days, each having 24hours. 12 of which are night hours, which adds up to a total of 182 days. This leaves you with 183 days to work minus 52 sundays which leaves you 131 days to work minus another 52 saturdays which leaves you 79 days to work.

3hours each day are set aside for eating and 1hour for bathing, going to toilet which adds up to 60days, which leaves you only 19days for working.

You are entitled to 14days for your vacation which means you have 5days left for work minus 4days which u usually take off due to illness or other emergencies which leaves you only 1day to work, which happens to be a labour day, which is a holiday....

SO WHY ARE YOU TIRED!?!!?!??!

Monday, December 15, 2008 . 12:16 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!


Friday, December 12, 2008 . 12:39 AM

reading back my drafts, wow i realized from sep 29th, realli din blog til this mth sia.. HEHE.. boring life i have la.. and i'm serious. haiz.

today, went to settle my craving for kushinbo. yes i went to eat kushinbo, DUH. but pauline was uber busy, changed the meeting time from 7pm to 8pm. THEN at 8pm she still at CCK. so we reached and started eating at 8.45. can only eat til 10pm. HAIZ. i only ate ONE full plate of snow crabs. plus the usual chawanmushi, paper steamboat, doryfish, beef.. but the value i ate is like.. half nia.. wasted $.. ARGH..

anyway. i dont blame pauline. she was so busy bahs. but i guess this will be the last time i eat kushinbo for quite a loooong while. coz.. haiz. my bank acct nd to minus another digit from the front again, to help out father. means i have to cut on other expenses if i still intend to slack and enjoy til CNY.

i think i have afew new year resolutions, and maybe some wishes.. but can i make them all?? =((... no rule dat says i only can have one wish hor.. =(((

take care lexx!! goin in ns in less den 12hrs!!
side note: i ORD in 72hrs!! LOL! no pun intended. :P

ok. time to bath.

Monday, December 08, 2008 . 11:05 PM

such a nice song..

退后 | Tui Hou | Retreat
Vocal : Jay Chou
Album : Still Fantasy

天空灰得像哭过
The sky is so gray that it looks like it just cried

离开你以后
After leaving you

並沒有更自由
I did not gain more freedom

酸酸的空氣
The sourness from the air

嗅出我们的距离
Smelling out our distance

一幕锥心的结局
A scene of of heartbreaking ending

像呼吸般无法停息
Like breathing, unable to stop.

抽屉泛黄的日记
The yellowed diary in the drawer

榨乾了回憶
pressed dry our memories

那笑容是夏季
That smile is summer


你我的过去
Our past

被順時針的忘记
Has been forgotten as time goes by

缺氧过后的爱情
A love that lacked oxygen.

粗心的眼泪是多余
Careless tears are unnecessary


我知道你我都没有错
I know that it is not your fault or mine.

只是忘了怎么退后
We just forgot how to step back

信誓旦旦给了承诺
We made promises to each other with confidence

却被时间扑了空
Yet it has been emptied by time


我知道我们都没有错
I know that it is not your fault or mine

只是放手会比较好过
It's just that letting go would make things easier

最美的爱情回忆里待續
The most beautiful love is to be continued in our memory

Tuesday, December 02, 2008 . 12:01 AM

ok, yes i noe here oso got afew generations of spiders liao.. but realli nth much to blog..

now got abit of time, coz i'm xferring files from my laptop to... MY NEW COMPUTER!!! .. i'm so freaking excited and happy about this.. well its actually the 1st i spent more den 1k on a desktop, thanks to my brunei posting if not i wun hav the spare cash for this anyway. also 1st time i bought the entire set instead of just the motherboard, which i hav always been doing since poly days.. also 1st time i using 19inch lcd monitor sommore, and even more exciting is its a QUAD core, not dual core.. wif 4gb ram, 500gb hdd, solid graphics card.. but yea, fork out more $ of course get better stuff, just that muz understand, these kinda com specs used to only exist in my dreams, dats the main reason why i'm damn high.. cant believe i own such things now..

side track abit.. i hope i'm not suffering from those kinda psychological thingys.. where actually i'm sad, then spend such cash to make myself happy nia =/.. coz by true fact, lets just say i havent reali been myself for quite awhile.. or mayb this is my new self le.. lol. wat random crap am i talking.

anyway. nx update. i ORD in two weeks!! nono. LESS den two weeks!! 13days!! =X 1 day alot diff hor!! 2years went past just like that. time really passes fast. lotsa things hav changed to in this time span. -stops here-.

lol. not many pple wil try this idea, oli like-minded pple having e same frequency as ming and me will do it. the big Ikea storehouse, sells hotdogs at $1 ONLY. FREE FLOW sauces and drinks. HOLY SHIT. ming ate 4 on saturday. i ate 4 oso. and nutnut ate 3. haha. there was also a food court there, selling a bowl of prawns. YES a bowl of just PRAWNS. for $3.90. pic not taken coz we didnt buy in the end. it was OUT OF STOCK.. ming show me the pic.. minimum oso i saw at least.. 20 prawns in the bowl.. for a freaking $3.90!! its not hay bee incase anyone's wondering =p..

ok tired le. shall blog again nx mth. LOL. jk.

Monday, September 29, 2008 . 7:23 PM

its weird. got internet le but i hav nth much which i wanna blog abt liao.. almost like as if wat i wanted to say i already tok cock wif the pple i go out wif.. den abit lazy to re-say it here..

hmm. orite.. one weird thing dat did happen on saturday.. i was waiting for aggie at somerset mrt.. and its realli fated that i so happened to decide NOT to go upstairs to the control station, but to just wait outside the train til she reaches, coz she had stomach problems so abit late. it so happened that calvin and ming were at the head of the train, they came out and walked past me, den cal turn back n saw me coz he said he felt like got someone familiar at the corner of his eye.. rofl.. so end up we had dinner together.. seems it was to celebrate cal's bdae .. heng ah.. ate @ kushin bowl wif cal,yongbin,nut,ming,me,aggie,kenny and... YITING!!! .. why i caps her name.. coz i think i havent seen her for dinosaur years.. her dressing totally changed.. gd for her.. and knowing kenny and her history.. hope this time they'll make it =P.. it really proves that even though shit happens, its not the end, still can start afresh de =)

tml half day.. wed hols.. thurs leave.. fri??? PLAN TO MC!! ROFL! hope can nia =/